You were free! No money was exchanged for you! In fact you were here when we moved in.
Although, I must say, you’ve gotten less ugly in the years that I have owned you.
And you blend into my decor like a ninja chameleon. It’s like nobody even notices you!
Well, that is, besides that one dude, who spontaneously said we should get red curtains. That idea made no sense. I mean, look at the room – that would be too much.
Ugly curtains, you are pretty okay!